sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

(Source: cumdurnp, via durnesque-esque)

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

(via magic-missile)

themegalosaurus:

#SPN10 countdown challenge  |  day 6 - season 5, episode 17

Cas: The whore can only be killed by a true Servant of Heaven. 
Dean: Servant, like… 
Cas: Not you. Or me. Sam, of course, is an abomination. We’ll have to find someone else. 

(via lookingoutformybrother)

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Larry Wilmore and Jon Stewart discuss shop and frisk on The Daily Show.

Full episodes are available anytime, anywhere on the Comedy Central app.

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southerngothics:

the best thing about oitnb is that most of the inmates look realistically tired and unkempt and don’t wear makeup and then there’s laverne cox looking like she just walked off the red carpet 100% of the time

(Source: rodham-clinton, via petitedeath)

socialjusticeares:

Is it a coincidence that “ace” means both “asexual” and “totally cool” I think not

(via twinkleofafadingstar)

(Source: zeroing, via cyberflirt)

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

(via melthemuslim)

michisama2030:

masykruger:

michisama2030:

thats one of the reasons why did my classmates think that i was a little bit weird

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actually, after some time they got used to my live-reference-needs

it reminded me about one funny incident lmao

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IT GOT BETTER

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